I Run on Caffeine and Sarcasm Feltie Badge Reel

Elevate your shift with this glittery silver badge reel that’s basically a love letter to every overworked queen who’s one spilled coffee away from a full-blown eye-roll. Bold white vinyl lettering pops against a sparkling silver background that catches the light like your last functioning brain cell at 3 p.m., proudly declaring “I Run on Coffee & Sarcasm” in a font that says “I’m smiling because HR is watching.”

Way sassier than basic plastic reels, this glitter-flecked disc locks in smooth and secure, delivering that “I’ve had three espressos and zero patience” energy with every swipe. Perfect for nurses, techs, teachers, or anyone whose love language is caffeine and perfectly timed shade.

Key Features:

• Glittery silver feltie embroidered with “I Run on Coffee & Sarcasm” lettering that shines brighter than your comeback game (ideal for caffeine addicts, eye-roll professionals, and anyone who speaks fluent sarcasm)
• Secure, professional-grade alligator clip + retractable cord that survives chart-throwing tantrums, code browns, and accidental drops during dramatic exits
• Sparkly feltie securely adhered directly to the reel (no loose glitter in your coffee… we’ve all been there)
• Premium, durable soft-touch vinyl reel + precision stitching that outlasts 12-hour shifts, side-eye marathons, and the occasional “I said what I said” moment
• Designed and handcrafted in a smoke-free, pet-friendly, cold-brew-and-shade-obsessed environment

We take massive pride in every reel, because legends don’t do boring badge reels. For safety, keep small parts away from tiny humans (and anyone who can’t handle the truth).

Sip it strong, serve it savage, keep sparkling. Thank you for supporting our small, caffeinated, sarcasm-fueled business!

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