I'm Not a Hot Mess I'm a Spicy Disaster Interchangeable Feltie Badge Reel

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“I’m Not a Hot Mess… I’m a Spicy Disaster” Badge Reel 🌶️🔥

Warning: High heat ahead! This glittery little chaos queen is here to own the mess and bring the spice.

• Sparkly white background with bold black & red lettering
• “I’m Not a Hot Mess… I’m a Spicy Disaster” + tiny chili pepper
• Lightweight 3D-printed feltie style
• Interchangeable top – because tomorrow might be extra spicy
• Smooth retractable cord + alligator clip

Perfect for nurses who run on caffeine and sarcasm, teachers surviving recess, or anyone who proudly wears the “organized chaos” crown.

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